Men and Women

One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.

God said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and one for the men who were ruled by their women."

The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Only one of my sons made me proud. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

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"I don't know," the man replied. "My wife told me to stand here."



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